Anatomy of an evangelical scandal

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Popular radio talk show host Janet Mefferd has put together the common chain of events that more often than not come about after a Big Christian Name finds himself caught up in controversy.  The picture Janet paints is not a pretty one; nevertheless her assessment is dead on. A must read.

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In recent years, evangelicalism has experienced what appears to be a dramatic uptick in the number of (what should be) ministry-ending scandals among famous Christian pastors, leaders and celebrities of different sorts. After a while, one can grow incredibly weary of working up fresh outrage over each new fall – not only because the falls seem to be occurring more frequently, but also because the church at large seems to go through a remarkably similar and depressing chain of events each time a scandal hits.

So with that in mind, I decided it might be instructive to compile the common chain of events you can expect to occur – give or take a detail — when the next Big Christian Name scandal breaks. Please note this list is written with no one person or scandal in mind. It is just meant to be a general composite of and commentary on what I’ve observed over many years of watching these kinds of scandals unfold. As we embrace true repentance and grace, may we also make sure we never minimize serious sin among our Christian leaders and heroes. If we do, we only exacerbate the problem – and minimize or even discount the Word of God. “Let not many of you become teachers, my brethren, knowing that as such we will incur a stricter judgment.” (James 3:1)

With that in mind … the anatomy:

1. Big Christian Name commits adultery/spiritually abuses people/secretly goes on Ashley Madison/embezzles/secretly buys his way onto the New York Times bestseller list/solicits prostitutes/commits sexual abuse/ plagiarizes/covers up sexual abuse, et al.

2. Big Christian Name, when finally outed for big-time, ministry-ending sinful conduct, offers public statement, apologizing, quoting Scripture and asking for prayer.

3. Big Christian Name steps down (or “away”) from ministry and goes silent, either for a year or roughly an hour.

4. Big Christian Name’s Rabid Fans engage in social-media “grace and forgiveness” Fest to Big Christian Name, lauding the Name’s “inspiring humility and repentance.”

5. Big Christian Name’s Rabid Fans simultaneously engage in social-media “you’re a graceless Pharisee” Fest to outers and/or critics of Big Christian Name’s sins, denouncing their “graceless judgment and first-stone-throwing.”

6. Big-Name Christian Counselor and/or Rehab Specialist and/or Famous Pastor parachutes in to “advise and do spiritual triage.”

7. Big Christian Name receives phone call from Big Christian Publisher, pitching idea for heartfelt Big Book Deal memoir on “What I Learned about God’s Grace and Forgiveness from my Big Sins.”

8. Alternate ending: Big Christian Name adamantly digs in, refuses to apologize and therefore “let Satan bring down this important ministry,” but continues to be outed for his Big Sins. Eventually is forced into issuing public statement, apologizing, quoting Scripture and asking for prayer.

9. (See 4, 5, 6 and 7.)

10. Big Christian Name’s Big Friends ignore scandal, ensuring all posts and tweets during the height of the bad publicity stick to either religious liberty or abortion.

11. After about a month, Big Christian Name’s Big Friends stick toe in water and write oblique articles, quoting Bible verses and Famous Theologians of the Past, talking about the need for immediate “grace and restoration” for Big Sinners who shall remain Nameless (at least in their articles).

12. Alert critics note what Big Christian Name’s Big Friends are doing and call them out on it.

13. Big Christian Name’s Big Friends engage in limited social-media campaign against critics, with the rallying cry: “It is neither biblically wise nor biblically necessary to comment on every scandal out there!”

14. Big Christian Name’s Big Friends and Rabid Fans, having had it with critics, offer unified social-media analysis: “At root, we’re ALL doing exactly what the Big Christian Name did (or is doing). And if we’re not doing it now, we’ve ALL thought about doing it. (Throw in extraneous Matthew 5:28 citation here.) And if you don’t admit you’ve THOUGHT about doing exactly what the Big Christian Name did, then you’re a LIAR, and you hate GRACE, and you’re a PHARISEE.”

15. Exhausted and exasperated critics object to red-herring, unbiblical and illogical analysis of scandal, plead for biblical view of repentance and call for a renewed fidelity to the Bible on ministry qualifications for “blamelessness” and “a good reputation with outsiders,” per I Timothy 3 and Titus 1.

16. Big Friends/Rabid Fans begin new round of “Pharisee” catcalls.

17. Ever so softly and gently, Big Christian Name puts out a well-timed, heartfelt tweet.

18. Big Friends and Rabid Fans sob, offer new round of thanks to God.

19. Big-Name Christian Counselor and/or Rehab Specialist and/or Famous Pastor declare Big Christian Name “fit for ministry,” “healed of his addictions” and/or “justified in his divorce.”

20. Big Christian Name excitedly sets up his own, new 501(c)3 ministry and/or announces his new job within ministry.

21. Big Christian Name makes triumphant return with talk-show appearance/Big Book Deal announcement/Big Friend-endorsed conference and/or church appearance.

22. Big Friends/Rabid Fans yell, “Grace triumphs again!”

23. Critics throw up hands, plead for Christ’s immediate return.

24. Big Christian Name wins again.

25. Curtain.

Source: Janet Mefferd Today

H/T Christine Pack

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5 Responses to Anatomy of an evangelical scandal

  1. AbbasGirlMe September 3, 2015 at 2:33 pm #

    Excellent! Pretty much sums it up, as we watch the Evangelical debacle continue. Not even going to say a word about Duggar (but I was right 😉 ). Keep speaking the truth my dear sister.

    • Marsha West September 4, 2015 at 12:24 am #

      You know me. I will continue speaking out as long as the Lord allows. 🙂

  2. Kevin September 3, 2015 at 4:32 pm #

    24.5 Satan applauds.

  3. Melissa Wormer September 9, 2015 at 2:48 pm #

    OMG! (Gosh-just to clarify) yes, that is a perfectly accurate picture! What to do? My heart breaks…I believe God is calling His true Church to deep, private, hidden, intercessary prayer…will we hear what the Spirit is saying to the Church..?

  4. Ann September 14, 2015 at 8:32 am #

    Excellent article. Pretty much sums up the sins of that big word Christians work endlessly to become something in men’s eyes…..”LEADERSHIP.”

    In American Christianity, everyone wants that leadership title. Bleh.